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My religious-meditative states are never mistaken for plain ol' nuttiness.
I'm a saint in the great Communion of Saints, or Christian believers. "Saintliness" as a quality of holiness has so far escaped me.
God works in mysterious ways, and He does have a sense of humor. At the point in my life when I was sure there was no one for me, there was. Now, I'm married. I'm beginning a new chapter in my spiritual life as an Episcopresbyterian.
Yes, Lord, I hear you.